"Jokes"
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Lawyer Joke
The scene is the darkest jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through the jungle when the one in the rear suddenly reaches out with his tongue and licks the butt of the one in front. The lead tiger turns and says: “Hey, cut it out, alright.” The other tiger says sorry and they continue [...]
Classic Joke
There were these three guys. They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep. Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room. He tells them: “Ok, you must jump [...]
Business Joke
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn’t do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went [...]
Tomorrow: a mystical land
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Blonde Joke
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn’t serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, [...]
Medical Joke
Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here? Doctor: You’ve had an accident involving a bus. Patient: What happened? Doctor: Well, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first? Patient: Give me the bad news first. Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them. [...]
Office Joke
A woman comes into the store, you turn to the other salesman and say: “I waited on the last fat ugly old lady. This one’s your turn”. Your boss is standing behind you. It’s his wife.
Men are like bluetooth. Women are like wi-fi
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Classic Joke
One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names. The dad answers: “Well son whenever a Indian baby is born the father would go outside and name the baby after the first thing he sees… Why do you ask Two Dogs Fucking?”
